Lord knows why I even wanted to post this. Maybe it has something to do with my fascination of Holly-weird stars that go completely insane. It seems good old Screech (Dustin Diamond) has finally been let out of that locker he was stuffed in on "Saved by the Bell" so many years ago, only to star in his own 40-minute sex movie.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

NY Daily News - Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell'

Are they kidding? Does anyone really want to see Screech in a sex video? Ewwww!

I would imagine the best part in the movie will be when they pull the blindfolds off the girls and watch them recoil in horror at what they've just done. There's been reality shows, celebrity boxing, and yes...other sex tapes that have hit the streets, but this...this...this unholy horror should never see the light of day.

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Can you believe that? I am still in shock over the whole thing. Who would have thought that Willie Nelson would be involved in possession of narcotic mushrooms and marijuana? Unbelievable.

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana (AP) -- Willie Nelson and four others were issued misdemeanor citations for possession of narcotic mushrooms and marijuana after a traffic stop Monday morning on a Louisiana highway, state police said.

The citations were issued after a commercial vehicle inspection of the country music star's tour bus, state police said in a news release.

"When the door was opened and the trooper began to speak to the driver, he smelled the strong odor of marijuana," the news release said.

I'm just too stunned for words.

CNN - Willie Nelson cited for pot, mushrooms

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In some shocking news, David Hasselhoff claims that Princess Diana wanted to get him in the sack.

The former 'Baywatch' star boasted last night (12.09.06) that the princess was "smitten" with him and "sparks" flew between them when they met in 1993.

Hasselhoff, 54, recently divorced his wife Pamela Bach, 43, and insists that he and Princess Diana, who tragically died in a 1997 Paris car crash, would have slept together "if circumstances had been different"

Hmmm, I'm not so sure about news concerning the Hoff, from the Hoff. It seems a bit suspect. Guess she wanted to get a bit of Knight Rider. Ba-dum-dum. I'm thinking the Hoff is now totally crazy.

FemaleFirst.co.uk - David Hasselhoff: Princess Di wanted me

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Her coma named Bobby Brown that is. Whitney Houston finally, finally, finally decided that Bobby is not good for her and has filed for divorce. I guess the beatings, the drugs, the crazy behavior on the reality show, and rumors of Bobby cheating finally took it's toll. Bravo Whitney. You go girl!

Their marriage had its share of ups and downs, including a month-long separation in 1997, run-ins with the law, rumors of drug use and infidelity and a 2005 Bravo reality show, Being Bobby Brown, that showcased a relationship many viewers perceived as bizarre.

But through it all, Houston and Brown always seemed to stick together. In January, a report surfaced that Brown planned to divorce Houston and had been partying with several women at a casino. Telling PEOPLE the rumors were untrue, Brown said of his wife, "She's my friend. She's the better half of me. They say opposites attract, but we're not opposites. We're one person. We're loving life, and we're just trying to be as good to each other as possible."

People - Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown Separate

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Once again, Paris Hilton got rejected from a trendy party spot. Join me in collective laughter. I mean, when it's some high school girl stuggling to get popular...I'm all for being supportive as I can. When it's a snobby debutante who thinks she's better then everyone else because of daddy's money, it hilarious.

Paris Hilton is not wanted at Ian Schrager's Gramercy Park Hotel. Friday night, after partying at Marquee and drinking "lots" of vodka and pineapple juice, Hilton tried to join Orlando Bloom, Winona Ryder and Josh Lucas in the hotel's Rose Bar, but bouncer Damien stopped her due to Schrager's decree that "the likes of Paris Hilton and her ilk are not welcome here."

New York Post - Rare Rejection

Boo Hoo Hoo!

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Well, it seems not long after the report of the Lindsay Lohan getting a handbag full of jewlery stolen in Heathrow airport, someone turned in the missing bag. Said to contain one million dollars in items, the bag has now been give back and all is well.

"A member of the public contacted us to say they had found it and brought it in," a Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said, on customary condition of anonymity. "We have not yet established what, if anything, is missing."

It does make you wonder though. If the bag was stolen is one thing. If she just went to the restroom to look at herself in the mirror and simply forgot the thing is something else. I'm thinking she just left it somewhere. In the immortal words of my obnoxious neighbor kid..."smooth move Exlax!"

Yahoo News - Police recover Lindsay Lohan's handbag

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