The Party Stooges - Paris, Lindsay, and Britney

So check out this little party trio. It's like a Holly-wierd bedtime story The Three Little Attention Whores or something. They have been making the rounds lately and here's some of the scoops.

First, I won't even reference the links (ok, just one that has it all). you can Google them yourselves, but Britney is divorcing the Big Bad Wolf. That you knew.

Lindsay's has been all over the gossip scene complaning that Paris hit her with a drink and she's was very upset about it causing her house of straw to collapse.

Britney has also had two or three episodes of the "short skirt no panties" move that Paris is so fond of and Lindsay actually tried out in Italy a couple months back. So much for the house of wood.

What's more, Paris has had both Britney and Lindsey over to her house of brick to party the night away again, and again, and again. It's like one big attention festival that includes drinking, drama, and crazy clothes...but without underwear obviously.

There MUST be a better way to get yourself back into public eye then this. I'm also wondering...didn't Britney have kids at one point? Hmmmm.

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