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Britney Spears is the Anti-Christ

Monday, March 5, 2007
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In an amazing revelation, Britney Spears revealed to the other residents at Promises rehab clinic that she is the anti-Christ. How did she do that you ask? Simple. She scratched “666″ into her forehead and screamed “I am the anti-Christ” according to reports.

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Britney Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming “I am the anti-christ” to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil’s number “666″ across her head.

Spears’s manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

Oh man, she’s completely lost it. 100% totally over the edge. If she was ever wanting to have custody of the kids, she’s sure messing it up.

Kevin Federline wanted to challenge the custody rights and she could have fought well if she wanted to. Instead she pretty much handed over the kids on a silver platter, which is fitting for the anti-Christ to feast on their souls.

News.com – Britney ‘attempted rehab suicide’

I also learned from News of the World that just after all of the above, she flipped 180 degrees.

But within days out-of-control Britney had swung from SUICIDAL to MATRIMONIAL as she told hubby Kevin Federline she wanted to take him back, renew their wedding vows and get PREGNANT.

The unpredictable 25-year-old star is now planning a new life for them and their two children in Louisiana as she sees out her stay at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California.

A source close to the clinic said: “Britney has realised what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently.

“She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him.

“She just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage.

“Britney seems much happier and has calmed down a lot. She’s a completely different Britney from the beginning of the week.”

My advice to Kevin Federline
Don’t do it man! Don’t! I’ve been with crazy chicks like this before and she’s only saying that stuff to get out of rehab and get a bit of a normal life again. In the end, she’ll snap somewhere down the line. They always do.

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John

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