Britney Spears is fashion challenged
No seriously, she is. Britney Spears the former pop icon and sex-symbol just continues to go downhill. Let's have a review of the last couple weeks.

First, she's out and about in a tiny outfit showing how she's really been working on her body. The problem is, there are far more flattering outfits available to do something like that. Oh and the boots look stupid. Beware, you will read that last part again. The doll based on this look will be Street-Walker Britney.

Then she's out in a dress, but I believe she forgot to wear the stuff that usually goes on before the dress. She also is wearing stupid boots again. Oh, and didn't she shave her head? I know it, you know it, she knows it. She should embrace it for awhile. The doll will be Britney No-Bra the Parking Lot Ho.
She says now she shaved her head because a relative has cancer and she was showing support. I call BS on that one because since the head shaving, she's never been without the wig and hat.
Note: Do you really need both? isn't that like wearing a belt AND suspenders?

And then once again. The doll for this one will be called Trailer Tramp Cowgirl Britney and will come with fishnet stockings that kids can rip and then replace. Once again...the stupid boots, wig, and hat.

And finally the most recent. The doll is See-Thru Sidewalk Slut Britney with the same fishnets as the previous doll. It's like she just poked around on the floor of her room, found some crap and put it all on. Forget the drinking or drugs issues. We need a fashion intervention QUICK!
And of course the stupid boots again. She needs to wear like some low-waist jeans, a cool top, and the rock the shaved head. She could look almost decent.
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