No seriously, she is. Britney Spears the former pop icon and sex-symbol just continues to go downhill. Let's have a review of the last couple weeks.

First, she's out and about in a tiny outfit showing how she's really been working on her body. The problem is, there are far more flattering outfits available to do something like that. Oh and the boots look stupid. Beware, you will read that last part again. The doll based on this look will be Street-Walker Britney.

Then she's out in a dress, but I believe she forgot to wear the stuff that usually goes on before the dress. She also is wearing stupid boots again. Oh, and didn't she shave her head? I know it, you know it, she knows it. She should embrace it for awhile. The doll will be Britney No-Bra the Parking Lot Ho.

She says now she shaved her head because a relative has cancer and she was showing support. I call BS on that one because since the head shaving, she's never been without the wig and hat.

Note: Do you really need both? isn't that like wearing a belt AND suspenders?

And then once again. The doll for this one will be called Trailer Tramp Cowgirl Britney and will come with fishnet stockings that kids can rip and then replace. Once again...the stupid boots, wig, and hat.

And finally the most recent. The doll is See-Thru Sidewalk Slut Britney with the same fishnets as the previous doll. It's like she just poked around on the floor of her room, found some crap and put it all on. Forget the drinking or drugs issues. We need a fashion intervention QUICK!

And of course the stupid boots again. She needs to wear like some low-waist jeans, a cool top, and the rock the shaved head. She could look almost decent.

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It seems that the rumors surrounding Rosie O'Donnell leaving the View now include another loud, out-outspoken personality coming in to replace her. And who better then the queen of speaking her mind...Roseanne Barr.

Roseanne Barr has emerged as the top contender to replace Rosie O'Donnell next year on "The View," sources say.

A rep for Barr says she has not been approached.

"It's almost like that rumor that spread last month about how she was going to be on 'Desperate Housewives,' " said Barr's spokesperson.

"She's a piece of work, she's a character, she says what's on her mind and she's funny," said a source with knowledge of ABC's sudden and desperate search to find a new co-host to replace O'Donnell who quit the show last week.

"They're missing strong personalities on that show, and that's what they're going to need if they want to keep it going," an ABC staffer close to the situation told the Post.

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Personally, I couldn't care less. When Meredith Vieira left the show, the View became officeially "dead" to me.

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How's that for scandal? This all happened right in my neck of the world and I actually heard about this one when this happened, but never realized it was Sanjaya's mom.

Maybe that's why Sanjaya's always got that goofy grin on his face! Turns out that Sanjy's mom, Jillian Blith, used to be a pot-growing potentate -- and that his sister Shyamali was no stranger to the art of toking herself.

The Momjaya was pinched by the Pierce County Sheriff's Department in February 2005 in Pierce County, Wash. after they found 310 marijuana plants -- and the Sis-jaya keeping watch with a bag of weed and "smoking devices" -- in the Malakar family garage, as the National Enquirer first smoked out today.

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Pam Anderson did some running the other day in the the famous red one-piece swimsuit of her character CJ from Baywatch.

No, Baywatch isn't coming back. It's for one of those cool Direct TV ads. Have you seen the one with Charlie Sheen doing the pitching from the movie Major League? That one's great.

Anyway, Pam was doing a really good job of recapturing the original Baywatch. You know...they run. That's the beauty of the show. It has running. And swimsuits. Actually, it's running IN swimsuits.

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Thanks to the relentless war that Donald Trump had with Rosie O'Donnell, you knew he'd be talking some trash after she announced she was leaving the View today. Fox News was the first to get him on the phone and ask what he thought.

After all, it was a good chance to call her a "loser" again and stomp on her a bit more. If we ever pick teams, I'm picking the Donald.

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Rosie O'Donnell is supposed to announce today that she is leaving the View.

TMZ has spoken with multiple industry people who say the word is spreading and the info emanated from inside the show itself.

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I'm guessing this whole thing is due to her inability to let the Donald Trump issue go. Also, the award show she did just the other night where she made numerous "F-bombs" and said to Donald (who was not there) "eat me" while grabbing herself, was in full view of a very embarrassed Barbara Walters.

If you ever see the View, then you'll know that Rosie came in and just stole the show. She has the loudest opinions and out-talks everyone. I'm thinking the brass didn't like that.

UPDATE: TMZ HAS CONFIRMED THAT ROSIE WILL ANNOUNCE ON TODAY'S SHOW THAT SHE WILL BE LEAVING "THE VIEW." LOG ON TO TMZ AT 11:15 AM EASTERN TIME, AND WE'LL HAVE A CLIP OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT.

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