Not only did Bruce Willis impress the crap out of me by the way he handled the online debunkers at Ain’t It Cool News, but now…he’s dating Playmate Tamara Witmer.
Poor Bruce Willis. Almost nine years after he and wife Demi Moore split, he just can’t …
So Umbrax of the Braxcave shoots me a message (yeah, we’re cool like that) saying “check out this cool read” on Ain’t It Cool News and I’ll be damned if it wasn’t some dude using the name “Walter B” talking about the Live Free or Die Hard movie coming out.
Personally, I don’t give a Yippee-Ki-Yay because I’ll see Bruce in anything. I’m not a fanboy, but c’mon. Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, 12 Monkeys…
Hell, I was a Moonlighting fan. I even liked Striking Distance and The Last Boyscout.
So this dude Walter B. starts hinting like he’s Bruce Willis and all the debunkers are out in full force trying to call BS and claiming he’s a studio shill trying to drum up movie promotion or something. The whole time Walter B. is cool as hell saying basically “whatever guys…I’ll verify myself if you want.”
Then nothing really happens. They ask questions, he answers and then they claim he knew some answers and some he didn’t.
THEN…he starts saying “does someone have a MAC with iChat” and he even gives out his iChat address. (God I wish I had iChat. LOL!) Nobody seems to take him up on it and he repeats the invitation a few times.
To see what happens next, take the jump. You don’t want to miss this.
Paris Hilton cries just like some of those people she’s made fun of over the years, you know…the blacks, the poor, the not so beautiful, and basically everyone not like her. I actually saw this clip and was sad myself.
Not for her jail sentence, but sad that I …
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Paris Hilton has a petition for all her fans who are “outraged by injustice” to sign. She posted the link on her MySpace page.
She’s gotten a fair amount of support, but unfortunately there are actually more signatures on the Jail Paris Hilton petition, which I encourage all of you to sign.
The petition was made on the off chance that fellow Hollywood star and California’s Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will give her a pardon and she will not have to serve time. The sentence she was given is 45 days for repeatedly violating her probation and being a useless dolt. Yeah, I added that last part.
She had a DUI charge and then multiple stops driving on a suspended license. The petition states:
The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.
Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic “House of Wax”. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.
As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.
We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn’t go to jail, either.
Bah! It’s the biggest load of crap I have ever read. Who cares that she is some socialite? She not above the law. Every case that this thing mentions about other stars getting DUI is right except they…did what the court mandated them to do.
In the end, she going to jail for being a dumb ass. Once again, please sign the Jail Paris Petition. I beg you.
As of 7:00 pm PST, the totals are:
Free Paris Hilton petition – 7,462 signatures
Jail Paris Hilton petition – 10,985 signatures
Oh, make that 10,985 + 1 so there! You can read the entire petition after the jump.
A Los Angeles Superior Court judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail the other day because she violated her probation by repeatedly driving on a suspended license and ignoring several court orders. Bwahahahaha! The sentence is due to begin on June 5th.
An emotional …
Remember Antonella Barba the American Idol hottie that had a scandal with various photos on the web? Well, the rumor is that she may be dating Blake Lewis.
According to people magazine’s behind the scenes look at the show – ousted contestant Antonella Barba returned to …
