5 Reasons Jessica Simpson is better then Britney Spears
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
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Now here’s something I shouldn’t even need to write, but I’m going to anyway. Maybe I’m bored or something, but I can’t help but compare Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears today.
Here’s the breakdown:
- Jessica can sing. She really can. I would never see Britney in my life, because if I go to a concert…I pay for the singing.
- Jessica dresses sexy. I mean just look at the dress in these pictures. It’s sexy and classy. Britney barely remembers her panties and is constantly showing the world her goods.
- Jessica has no kids.She didn’t just freakout and go on a baby-making spree like Britney did. That’s a plus.
- Jessica likes Chicken of the Sea. So what you ask? Well that’s much cuter then the Taco Bell Cellulito that Britney’s shoving in her face so much of the time.
- And finally…Jessica has much nicers breasts. I’m an expert so you’ll just have to trust me on this one.
As you can see I addressed her singing talent first and her breasts last, but you got me….I was going to put her breasts first. That doesn’t make me bad, just truthful. When you meet guys who say they noticed your eyes first, you’re really meeting liars.
Now enjoy more of Jessica.
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