I have no idea how old Elvira is now, but damn...she still looks pretty good for an old goth chick. We can't even have a proper Halloween without her vampy cleavage on display. God Bless America.

I also had no idea that the Fox Reality channel was doing a whole show about finding the next Elvira. Sounds like she's looking to pass on the dress to somebody new. All I can say is Elvira's been filling it very well ever since I was a kid. Take the jump after and see an old clip of her on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Have a Happy Halloween!

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It's Babe of the Month time and this month for some reason, I had sexy funny-girl Jenny McCarthy on the brain.

I know she she recently had a book out about being the parent of a child with autism and all that, but what we really care about here is that Jenny was once a Playmate of the Year. She's a gorgeous blonde with a crazy-fun personality who hosted MTV's Singled Out and has been in movies like BASEketball and Scary Movie 3. She freely admits she was a loser in school.

"All those girls who were mean to me [in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great." - Jenny McCarthy

She's admitted to Howard Stern that she made out with porn star Jenna Jameson not once, but on two separate occasions. She also once said on another talk show (I forget which one, Letterman or Leno) that she's had some fun experimental times with group sexin the past . Yowza!

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In Britney Spears world it's been pretty crazy for the last few days unless you have a roadmap.

Her Partying

Britney tried to get out of doing random drug tests. My guess is because she wants to do drugs again. Possibly.

Britney Spears' attorney filed a motion to change the singer's twice-weekly random drug testing at a hearing for her ongoing custody battle with ex Kevin Federline October 26 in L.A. Superior Court, according to court papers released Tuesday.

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Her Kids

Britney is also not getting shared custody of the kids again. The judge just granted two day-time visits a week and one overnight visit. She was even told that she needed to keep doing the random drug tests or she'll lose visitation. As for her parenting skills, it seems that Britney isn't doing well in that area.

Usmagazine.com has learned that in last Friday's custody hearing the court-appointed parenting coach, Lisa Hacker, reported that when they are with their mother, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, have no real schedule or routine. Hacker explains, "The environment in the house ranges from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all."

She added, "During all three of my visits, [Spears] rarely engaged with the children in conversation or play." Hacker also noted, however, that Spears's parenting lapses are nothing she "would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense."

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Is the coach saying this is "non-traditional abuse" or something? Is ignoring your kid abuse now? I thought it was just beatings that were abusive. Now you can't even babysit with Mr. Nintendo? Stupid world

Now Brit is supposed to get her place childproofed by November 2, meet with coach Hacker for two hours every week, and always put her kids securely in their car seats when she drives them. I'm not kidding on that last one, but in her defense...she's country.

Her Album

And Britney's album is doing suprisingly well with people that believe she really sings. I'm actually kind of shocked. Maybe even very shocked. I could get that it might be good and I was unduly harsh, but being hailed as a "masterpiece" seems pretty extreme. I'm just saying.

The AP's music writer describes the club-y 12-song disc as, "not only a very good album, [but] it's her best work ever - a triumph, with not a bad song to be found."

The BBC went on to hail Spears' song "Piece of Me" (with lyrics like: "I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17" and "Guess I can't see no harm in working and being a mama") as a "masterpiece."

Even reviews that diss Spears' can't help but fawn a little. The Chicago Tribune's critic writes, "Blackout is by far the most musically accomplished of Spears' five studio albums" before slamming her as being "devoid of personality."

"Gimme More," the first single from Spears' fifth album, is number 13 on this week's Billboard's Hot 100 chart and Blackout is currently ranked the number one most downloaded album on iTunes.

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Her Past

And finally Brit's former assistant reveals that Brit tried and failed to get K-Fed back, got really depressed and crazy

Machado's conclusion? "She needs mental help," she says.

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Actress Monica Bellucci has been heating up the big screen for some time now with roles in various Italian and French films such as Malena (2000) and Irreversible (2002).  One thing that makes her truely hot is that fact that she'll peel in front of the cameras and get naked. Monica is as happy to show off her curves as we are to see them.

"I have shown my body because I do not object to nudity onscreen. That offends some people, I know, but not me." - Monica Bellucci

In the movie Under Suspicion she was Gene Hackman's trophy wife, did some crazy sex stuff in Brotherhood of the Wolf, was a hot doctor in Tears of the Sun, and of course...was Persephone in the The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions.
I'm looking forward to seeing her in Shoot 'Em Up.

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Apparently the meaning of "Gangsta" changed when I wasn't paying attention. Snoop Dogg is slated to appear in the December 13th episode of "Ugly Betty". He'll be joining Betty White and Eliza Dushku who will also be guesting on the series this season. Snoop will be playing the role of "himself". He will also perform at the company Christmas party in the episode. Sweet lord please let him sing "Nuthin but a G-Thang".

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You heard me right. Dr. Robert Rey from the show Dr. 90210 comes out of the closet with his own line of woman's control undergarments. What were you thinking? Just because he's flamboyant, dresses in pink and preens like a girl that he's gay or something? Okay maybe...

My wife is addicted to that show and it's always interesting to see Dr. Rey because I can't figure him out. He strikes me as one of those husbands who comes out after 20 years of marriage and says he's been secretly gay the whole time. He's just too neat and fashionable for Team Hetero.

So anyway, he decided to help women out by making something that would create an instant body change right before that "big date" without the need for surgery. Enter Maidenform Flexees Rigby & Peller Control Underwear Thane Slim and Lift Spanxx Dr. Rey's Shapewear, a truly original idea from one of the plastic surgeons to Hollywood's elite.

I love how he claims this was his idea, yet someone just took this stuff and slapped Dr. Rey's name on it. Now he's going to be a bazillionaire dammit. I have an idea to help women too. It's called Dr. John's Woobie. It's a blanket that you wrap yourself in when you're single and alone. It can't be damaged at all from crying or ice cream. Who wants one?

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Here's Carmen Electra and Denise Richards at the Dr. Rey's Shapewear Launch party.

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