Britney might have a Sex Tape
Reports have come in that Britney Spears may have a sex tape that she made with some dude in Hawaii last June.
In a week that couldn't get much worse for Brit, an old flame has reportedly revealed he has a tape of them getting it on in Hawaii.
The man in question says he met the singer on holiday in June and taped their alleged night of lust in Britney's hotel room.
However, according to the unnamed man, the romp was a bit of a damp squib.
He reportedly told a US magazine: "It was just normal sex, we didn't do anything crazy.
"It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out."
I believe when I first heard this, it was mentioned that he admitted to taping it without her knowledge. It really wouldn't be that hard to do though. Give her some drinks, a bit of crystal meth, and a few Taco Bell munchies and she'd oblivious to the camera. She obviously doesn't know they follow her around all day either.
It also sounds like she was oblivious to the fact there there was a penis inside her, but that's another issue.
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2 Comments for "Britney might have a Sex Tape"
(172) says...
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Bravo, Britney! Oh. Hang on…
Oct 3, 2007, 04:59 PM | by Nicholas Fonseca
Categories: Britney Spears, Music, Music Biz
Let’s give Britney Spears a round of applause today, shall we? Not only has she finally obtained that pesky drivers license, but her new single, “Gimme More,” just rocketed to No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100. Not a huge deal, right? Britney’s had tons of chart-topping singles, correct? Er, not so fast: Buried in Billboard’s news is the fact that “Gimme More” is actually Spears’ highest-charting single since “…Baby One More Time,” which was not only her very first hit but is also the only No. 1 single to her credit!
If that surprises you, check this out: “Gimme More” is only her fifth single to hit the Top 10. (Keep in mind that in the past year alone, Fergie has notched four Top 10 singles — three of which hit No. 1 — from her debut album alone.) And that list doesn’t include Spears’ hits “Sometimes” (No. 21), “Lucky” (No. 23), “I’m A Slave 4 U” (No. 27), “Me Against the Music” (No. 35), “Everytime” (No. 15), or the heinously titled — but well-known — ballad “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman,” which didn’t even chart.
Britney Spears may not be the most talented musical artist of our time, but she’s given us some memorable songs, and it just seems… odd that her singles haven’t performed better, doesn’t it? At least she can take solace in the fact that every one of her studio albums opened at No. 1.
(1) says...
October 4th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Britney’s vagina doesn’t get wet, it cries.