Jessica Simpson might be dating Orlando Bloom
Rumors are swirling that my fake ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson and Orlando Bloom are now an item.
In a romantic move that has Hollywood scratching its head, Jessica Simpson and Orlando Bloom secretly arrived together to Wednesday's Hennessy Artistry event at Paramount Studios.
"They slipped in a little after 8 p.m. and remained backstage for roughly 20 minutes before leaving together," an eyewitness tells OK!.
Sure Jessica dated John Mayer for a minute or two and now she's moving on to another complete wussie with Orlando. I know she's just trying to capture the magic we once had, but dating nerds is not going to do it for you Jess. You need a real manly man that hunts with his bare hands and can build a log cabin with a hatchet. I did all that once after rolling a dice check on my survival skill. The Dungeon Master said it was a damn good cabin too.
Bah! Nerds indeed....
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Orlando Bloom is my fake husband… if he dates Jessica Simpson, I will DIE! She’s a ditz and an idiot… I will lose so much respect for him. And he’s always been my biggest celeb crush…