Yes, Katie Price went to a couple nightclubs last night, had some drinks, kissed her sister, and then flashed her panty-clad ass for the cameras, but in her defense it really wasn't her doing that stuff.

You see, when she drinks a bunch of alcohol, the moon is just in the right phase and the planets are not even in alignment...Katie Price becomes Jordan. When this happens she does all sorts of whorish stuff and then the next day she tells her poor sucker husband Peter Andre "it wasn't me baby, it was Jordan flashing her boobs at everyone."

I've seen her say stuff like that on her reality show a few times and she refers to Jordan in the third person. Crazee!

Bonus Gallery Pictures:

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Is there anyone out there that didn't see this one coming? Lindsay Lohan and snowboarder Riley Giles broke up recently.

"They're over – they've broken up," a source says. "They split after Thanksgiving weekend."

Adds another source: "She is concentrating on her life and her career."

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The only person who probably never knew this would happen is Riley. He cheated on his girlfriend with Lindsay though and just learned Karma is a bitch.

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Lookout criminals, Kim Kardashian is on the hunt to track you down. There will be no mercy. She'll keep after you like an unstoppable force.

Kim Kardashian is filming her efforts to recover her camera, computer and other belongings worth $50,000 stolen at New York's John F. Kennedy Airport for season two of her reality show.

"I am pissed. I want my stuff back," Kardashian, 27, told Ryan Seacreast on his KIIS-FM radio show Friday.

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This is so ridiculous that I can't believe she's bothering filming it. What is she going to do? Put out a call to form the Booty Force and start using her superpowers to track the perps? More likely she's going to spend a few minutes dealing with the police and then spend hours and hours bitching and moaning about her lost stuff. Oh yay.

Here's some older pictures of Kim Kardashian just because.

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Robecca Romijn does have great eyes doesn't she? That's the first thing I notice with a woman. There's an order to it: eyes, personality, kindness of her soul, shoe color, and cooking ability. If you believe any guy on the planet who says stuff like this, then you probably believe a man can just be "friends" with you. It's true they want to be friends...so they can get close and hopefully sleep with you.

Just test him and offer your "friend" sexual favors. If he's just a friend he'll say no, right?

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Someone go call Chris Crocker because he'll be all over this one. Britney Spears has a new contest that you can enter to help save her career. Britney will decide the winner, whose video will be premiered exclusively on TRL on December 20.

The "Britney Spears Wants a Piece of You" contest launches on Monday, at which point MTV will open its vaults of the footage shot of the pop singer over the years, including interviews, red-carpet appearances and performances. Fans who want to get their Spielberg on can access the goods via the MTV Video Remixer. Pick the shots you like, mash them up and hit "send" — clips can be up to 3:34 in length or shorter. The grand prize winner also will receive a brand new Haier Ibiza Rhapsody device along with a one year subscription to Rhapsody, as well as the entire catalogue of Spears' CDs and DVDs released in the U.S.

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Use old clips of her and remix it? Who gives a crap about that? That's like trying to rebuild houses in New Orleans using the all the debris and wreckage form the old ones. They need new houses dammit! New ones, not some old remixed crap!

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The greatest motorcycle stuntman of all time Evel Knievel has died at age 69. This is a sad, sad day.

When I was a kid, this dude was the coolest. Every kid on a bicycle wanted to be him. He was the bad-ass Grandmaster of stunt jumping. He even sued Kanye West recently, but supposedly settled things out just fine.

Only two days before his death, it was reported that Knievel and Kanye West amicably settled a federal lawsuit that the stuntman brought last year over the use of Knievel's trademarked image in a video for Kanye's song "Touch the Sky." In it, West took on the persona of "Evel Kanyevel" and tries to jump a rocket-powered motorcycle over a canyon - an apparent nod to Knievel's failed attempt to jump Idaho's Snake River Canyon in 1974

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Good luck on your big jump into the sky dude. You'll be remembered always. Peace

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