Dog is Officially Screwed

Dog Chapman the Bounty Hunter has made a bunch of apologies and even called Rev. Al Sharpton personally, but A&E is still going to take Dog The Bounty Hunter out of the network lineup. It's hasn't been canceled yet, just taken off the air.

Dog said:

"My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language. I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation. It was completely taken out of context. I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. However, I should have never used that term.

I am meeting with my spiritual adviser, Rev. Tim Storey, and hope to meet with other black leaders so they can see who I really am and teach me the right thing to do to make things right, again. I know that all of my fans are deeply disappointed in me, as well, as I have tried to be a model for doing the right thing. I did not do the right thing this time, and hope you will forgive me. We learn from our mistakes, as my story of overcoming a life of crime has proven, and I will learn from this one for the rest of my life."

A&E has said in response:

"In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take "Dog The Bounty Hunter" off the network's schedule for the foreseeable future Friday. We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun."

I think A&E didn't like the part where he says it was "completely taken out of context" since a hate term is a hate term. Dog is an asshole, but I don't mean it like a dirty asshole. America would think I mean he's an asshole though.

Can you not see how this type of thing is far-reaching and hurts everyone? My late night television is totally screwed now.

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