I can go on for hours about Fallen Kid Actors. The Vice President of the "My parents did me wrong" association Gary Coleman has a new auction up on eBay.

He's giving you the very special chance to buy his "gently used" GameCube and 6 games. Call me Wii spoiled, but is anyone still hardcore rocking the GameCube? He's also done you a solid and autographed all the items for you.

I know your saying "Patrice, I know you don't even think I begin to care about Gary Coleman selling off his worldly goods." I don't. Just needed an excuse to post a photo of the ashiest forearms I've ever seen in my 28 years on this fine planet.

Gary Coleman eBay

Boyfriend looks like he was jumped into the local chapter of the Crypts with a sock and some flour.

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