Paris Hilton Wants to Sober the World
Our world is such a better place with people like Paris Hilton. She's now using her new-found powers of good by working to stop problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India.
Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage.
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers around the globe.
Hear that everyone? Stop making alcohol available to elephants. At least card them or something. She really should start at rich, pretentious socialites who drink too much and then end with elephants, but we all have to start somewhere.
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Haha!! I found this story this morning and shared it w/ my KATG family… I thought it was too good to pass up. Her quotes… just the whole thing makes me want to slap myself in the face!