Britney Steals Stuff

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So the latest scandal is that US Magazine is reporting Britney Spears was in a porn shop, got naked and then tried on some lingerie. The naughty kind of course. She did all this with a crowd in the store watching her. Not only that, when she left the store…she stole a wig from a mannequin.

Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.”

Adds the source: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”

At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.

An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”

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I take back all that nice crap I said earlier today in her defense. She’s like a real version of The Neverending Story, only she’s freaking crazy and there’s no flying dragon. Someone needs to stop her before she explodes and takes out a bunch of innocent people around her.

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