Jennifer Love Hewett Getting Slammed
Oh damn, Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting a serious bashing on many blogs for the recent bikini pictures that came out from her vacation in Hawaii. I'm feeling damn defensive today though and I'm not going to be jumping on the bandwagon. I'll even say Jennifer Love Hewitt looks good dammit.
This gossip business is generally about people being mean and nasty, but today I just can't do it. Sure I can be a chavanistic jerk and objectify the ladies sometimes. It's my nature and the fact that I have a penis. In this case though, Jennifer looks like a normal healthy woman and I'm not afraid to take a stand and say "hell yeah I'd hit that." Sure she's not skinny, but she not even close to obese either. Some of these bloggers need to get out more and meet real women instead of jerking to online porn everyday.
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(172) says...
Your ass should not look like that unless
A. Your diet consists purely of Pork Rinds and Spam
B. You own a Jeff Foxworthy CD
C. You finally got a place of your own but it’s on wheels