Over the last couple weeks we have tons of bikini pictures of Nicollette Sheridan from her vacation with boyfriend Michael Bolton. Most of the time when his name is mentioned, I picture his super-mullet crooning period and now I'll have a new mental image. When a dog is humping someones leg it's funny (unless you're the one getting humped) and no matter what you do...you stare. That's what happened to me when I saw these pictures. You can help but stare.

I guess when a man loves a woman, he dry-humps her in public.

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Who doesn't need a little extra Kelly Brook to close out 2007?

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Glam chick Danielle Lloyd launched a new fitness DVD to help get you body looking like hers, but it's all fake of course. She actually had a trainer get her "ready" for the shooting.

Dani, 24, boasted the workout had helped her lose a stone this year - although she admitted most of the hard work was done beforehand.

"I had a personal trainer for two months before we shot the DVD because I wanted to be in good shape for it," she said.DanielleDanielleDanielleDanielle also told how the shoot left her completely exhausted.

n shooting it all, but it's really hard work," she said.

"I was absolutely knackered by the end of it - we were shooting for about seven hours and barely had time for a break. I couldn't get out of bed the next day."

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I wonder what percentage of guys buy this stuff just to watch a woman getting sweaty in spandex. There's a lot of twisted dudes out there. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

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The UK Sun is saying they got a bit cozy, but right now I think Keven Federline is actually too good for Paris Hilton. That's right...I said it. First of all she's completely stuck on herself. The only thing in common that she'll have with a guy she dates is that they both really be into her. Second, she doesn't offer that much. She's been cut out of the family fortune, she's pretty stupid, and not really into kids.

Kevin spotted hotel heiress Paris, 26, in LA's Lax nightspot and got so excited he kept shouting out her name.

Finally, he plucked up courage and went over, gave her a kiss and then whispered something in her ear. The pair immediately began laughing together.

See more pics of Paris partying at LAX and Pure by clicking on the link below.

An onlooker said: "It looked as though they were getting quite friendly." But it is sure to cause more heartache for Britney.

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Kevin should avoid her like the plague. Oh yeah, I forgot...she has herpes.

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Let's face it. Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett-Smith are probably one of the best looking celebrity couples in Hollywood. Not only that, but they have one of the longer marriages going on and it shows now signs of letting up. Jada attended the "I Am Legend" premiere with her husband and she looked awesome. I always tend to forget about her because she's not as public and then I see some pictures like this and I'm reminded that she's one sexy lady. I figured I'd remind you as well.

I suppose Will is a bit dreamy too if that's your thing.

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When I saw these pictures of UK Glamor Girl Gemma Atkinson, I just could resist making the obvious pun. I'm shallow and lame. What can I say? At least I didn't make another stupid joke about the blue balls in the last picture.

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