Sophie Anderton Tried Too Hard

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I was thinking about poor Sophie Anderton being outed as a cocaine snorting prostitute and it occurred to me that she probably isn’t worth so much money. Sure she said that for £10,000 the undercover reporter could use her body in all sorts of ways, but I think she was really over selling the deal.

She went on-and-on about what an amazing career she has and how she’s BEEN a “top lingerie, bikini and swimwear model” since she was of legal age. She talked about all the famous people she knows and even trashed-talked about some famous women. She bragged about her amazing skills in the sack and mentioned she was cool with giving oral. She even said spanking was alright, presumably as long as she was supplied with a steady stream of cocaine. She even had her dealer at the door in a half-hour’s notice.

The thing is Sophie, you were over selling the product and I just don’t believe you’re that good. You don’t have to convince someone what an amazing history a Ferrari has or that it’s real comfortable to drive. It’s a Ferrari! You do have to convince someone how amazing a mid-sized sedan is though, and that’s what you are. You’re the mid-sized sedan of sex and you just tried too hard, so I’ve decided to offer you some tips for next time.

1. Make A Plan
If you’re clear on what you intend, then you won’t have a problem pushing the goods. In this case, matching underwear and shaving would show you were thinking ahead. If you offer too much detail, then people get confused on what the overall offer is.

2. Listen More And Ask Important Key Questions
You can’t expect to get £10,000 by rattling off a list of don’ts. Find out what the buyer wants by listening and then asking key questions. If he mentions oral then some key questions might be related to spitting or not spitting. That sort of thing.

3. Keep It Simple
Getting into boring details about your personal life will only make the potential customer think about shutting you up by ending the deal. Certainly you don’t want to mention you need the money to buy a house. That’s reaching too much. You should quickly elaborate on what benefits you offer. This would be a good time to also add a selling bonus. Since you already had oral on the negotiation table, you could play the anal card.

4. Consider The Time
Don’t waste the deal by doing line after line of cocaine and blabbing on about yourself. Consider the client’s time is important. Do a couple quick lines and then get partially naked. Maybe even throw in with some hand work. That shows you are aware that his time is important and you’re willing to work with his schedule, whatever that may be.

In the end, you want to keep things simple and short and leave them wanting more. You won’t look so desperate for a sale and your close rate will probably be much higher. I might also mention that following these rules might prevent you from telling your whole setup on a hidden camera. That’s kind of an added bonus.

Here’s Sophie Anderton in black Bikini at the Intimate London Body and Beach Show in London just for the hell of it. Enjoy!

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