Jessica Alba is Pregnant
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
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Oh great, I get to bring bad news on a Wednesday. It’s been officially confirmed that Jessica Alba is pregnant. Her people have confirmed to People that she and Cash Warren are expecting. Yeah, the same dude she broke up with just a few months back.
“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.
Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.
The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo! This guy is now the bane of men everywhere. He’s used some type of voodoo mumbo-jumbo to hex her brain or something. He was an assistant on the movie set. And assistant for god sakes! He should be getting coffee, not making the uber-hot women pregnant.
This is the first sign of the Apocalypse people. Soon the world will tilt on it’s axis and it’s all over. We’re doomed.
Please take a moment of silence.
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