Michael Jackson is a Band-Aid Monster
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
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Now this is not even surprising in the least. Michael Jackson is turning from a decent kid with a really bitchin’ afro into some crazy hideous freak that would be lurking in back alleys.
Looking like he stepped off the set of “The Mummy Returns,” Michael Jackson took his three kids shopping Friday at a Las Vegas Barnes & Noble.
Jackson tried to cover his appearance with a hat, sunglasses and scarf wrapped around his head. But he was captured in the bookstore peering out from behind the getup. He had bandages above and below his mouth.
I have no idea what he’s thinking, because even he’s got to know you don’t lure kids this way. You do it with giant dolls, Jesus juice, amusement parks, and claims of being Peter Pan. That how you lure kids to your den of diddling. I mean this guy wrote the damn book on that stuff! I’m sure he’s got some crazy evil-genius plan in motion though. He’s got tricks we haven’t even though of yet. He’s probably having his face shaved off so he can be just a skull, because most kids think skulls are cool and will get naked around a skull. He’s one devious mofo!
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lilly_caufield says:
December 19th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
I think that they are actually mini “post it notes.”
If you look closley you’ll see the words “Not Penny’s Boat”
and another that reads “Team Heidi.”
D says:
June 27th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
This video will explain to you why. Get your facts right before posting anything like that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6xJlyJgfS8