Alexandra Paressant is Crazy

You all know crazy bitch Alexandra Paressant. She's the one that accused Eva Longoria's husband Tony Parker of having an affair with her. The problem is...the pictures she claims are her with Tony are really some German model named Hana Nitsche and Alexandra is crazy. Soon she'll be boiling a rabbit in a pot.

The photos on Paressant's MySpace site were dazzling - they showed a knockout with long, dark hair and legs that stretched for miles. The photos were ads for Victoria's Secret and Dolce & Gabbana, among others. She listed Elite and other modeling agencies in Paris and New York. She had famous footballers and celebrities on her friends list.

Here's what I didn't know:
1. None of the photos on MySpace were of Paressant. They were different shots of similar-looking models. A lot of the site, which is now set to private, was made up.
2. Alexandra never had a relationship with Ronaldinho, according to his lawyer, who is also his brother, and there's no indication she ever met Tony Parker.
3. She appears to have created her relationship with Ronaldinho by anonymously flooding footballer forums with posts about "Ronaldinho and his fiance the French top model Alexandra Paressant" and doctoring photos. Fans and the media started to accept the fake relationship as fact.
4. Paressant took a quicker route with Parker: she contacted X17 with images of what she said were text messages from Parker and stories about their alleged sex life involving Nutella, strawberries and a vibrator shaped like a duck.

That's when People reporters did some serious digging and found out that nothing was as it appeared to be. I'll let you hit the source for the details, but basically every lead was proven to be fabricated. Read on for more juicy details.

Marie-Caroline Arnoldo, 27, told me she'd been best friends with Alexandra in high school. "She was never happy in her own skin," said Marie-Caroline. "She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn't really exist."

I emailed Marie-Caroline the identity card Alexandra sent me. No, the picture wasn't her. Marie-Caroline had seen the MySpace photos too and couldn't understand why Alexandra was using pictures of someone else. "She's not ugly but she's average," said Marie-Caroline. "She's definitely not model material."

In fact, Gonzalez uncovered some photos of Paressant taken in 2003 and she's pretty and slim, just not the blockbuster babe she pretends to be.

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In the end, Alexandra is a crazy liar who is making up an entire story and hurting other people. Her motives aren't really known, but crazy is crazy. Seems there's a lot of women that are just nutty as all hell. I seem to have met quite a few in my life...probably 3 out of 4 average if I had to guess. Bah, women!

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