Official We Heart Patrice

If any of you have been asking "Hey John, where's your smarter and funnier partner Patrice lately?" well, just know that she's doing well but has been feeling a bit under the weather lately.
Since she already knows I heart her, I'm opening this Official We Heart Patrice thread so you can post all your loving thoughts directly for her eyes.
As always, with really, really appreciate all your support.
John
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49 Comments for "Official We Heart Patrice"
(1) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I’m a Keith and The Girl listener, so I really hope she gets better soon as she is my favourite guest.
(3) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Get better soon Patrice. We need your input on all the insane antics of overpaid actresses across the world.
(1) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
i wondered where she has been! get well soon, patrice. you are very missed!
(1) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I was originally just another KATG listener but Patrice’s episodes ended up being the only ones I listened to you, I miss your posts on here as you two are better than all the gossip blogs… get well soon xx
(24) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Ditto on being a KATG fan. Get well soon Patrice, we will miss you!!
(1) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I love Patrice. After my wife she’s the love of my life. Every Thursday on KATG I have my weekly love affair with a chocolate princess. I miss you Patrice and I miss Thursdays! Hope you get over the sicky boos soon.
(4) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Patrice is by far my absolute favorite part of KATG.
No lie. Greatest guest ever.
Feel better, Patrice, we miss you!
I
Patrice and Popscribe!
(214) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Patrice is my hero, both here and at KATG. I miss seeing her snark here so please send my well-wishes to her!
(4) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
She is sick !
it’s because of the cinnamon challenge…
(1) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Please that Heffa got a hangover…lol ![]()
(1) says...
January 8th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Get well soon Patrice!
(1) says...
January 9th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Patrice!! Hope you’re feeling better by now :-)
You should add me on gtalk or aim, screenname “kizzysc”, so we can chat!
xx
(11) says...
January 9th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Patrice, you make my drive to work on Thursdays so much fun. Please get well soon. The kids at school hate me on Thursdays now. The children, Patrice, are counting on you. You can’t let the little children down. P-l-e-a-s-e get well!
(1) says...
January 9th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Patrice makes me smiley face with her gossip. When people say they don’t like her from KATG that makes me sad face. I hope that Patrice will get better soon. I heart Patrice too.
vtkitty1313
(2) says...
January 9th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Feel better Patrice! You are by far the best KATG guest ever! 
(1) says...
January 10th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Patrice. Come back soon.
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(5) says...
January 10th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Hope you feel well soon Patrice. Thursdays aren’t the same without you ![]()
(1) says...
January 13th, 2008 at 8:32 am
Aw poor Patrice, hopin ya get better soon, eh.
Startin to miss that thursday gossip.
(1) says...
January 17th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Dammit, Patrice, come back!
Brolo’s good, but he’s no you.
Whatever the sitch is, I hope it comes out well for you.
(1) says...
January 18th, 2008 at 5:09 am
Patrice is my love.
Get well soon! 
(1) says...
January 18th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Come back soon! We’re getting the DTs.
(49) says...
January 19th, 2008 at 11:50 am
We miss you Patty. ![]()
(2) says...
January 19th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Miss U Patrice!
(2) says...
January 21st, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Wanted to add:
You owe us another “Patrice is drunk” show after all this time off. The first was the best ever ![]()
(2) says...
January 21st, 2008 at 9:09 pm
GET BETTER PATRICE
…I miss the #1 guess on KATG.
(2) says...
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 pm
GET BETTER PATRICE
…I miss the #1 guest on KATG.
(2) says...
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Get well soon. We really miss you.
(1) says...
January 25th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Patrice,
Keith and Chemda say 40% of their listeners think something is missing from their show. Well, you don’t need to be a physicist to know what’s it is! You literally MAKE my Thursdays hon. My fiancee and I wait all week to have you make us laugh so hard that we almost drive off the road, repeatedly.
We hope that you get better soon; I miss laughing until coffee pours out my nose!
DoktorRon
(1) says...
January 26th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Patrice,
I know it’s trendy to go into rehab these days, but rehab is for dummies. And you’re a smartie. Or at least a smartass. So, I hope you’re not hanging out there. Get your butt back in the limelight, where it belongs.
(2) says...
January 27th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Patrice -
I miss you on Thursdays - get well soon!
ChiBabs
(1) says...
February 1st, 2008 at 9:08 pm
get well soon, patrice.
(1) says...
February 1st, 2008 at 9:29 pm
I think Patrice went under cover at Britney Spears Hospital. I hope you get out soon we miss you.
(1) says...
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:14 am
Feel better Patrice. Remember the midget porn with the girl who was doin the crab thing with her arms? That will confuse everyone but you made me laugh my ass off that night.
(1) says...
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:05 am
Hope you’ll get out of rehab soon! 
(5) says...
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:06 am
I guess things are more serious than I originally thought. Get well, Patrice. Hope things turn out for the best and you get back to your badass, comedic self soon.
Stay safe!
- Aurora 
(214) says...
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 am
feel better patrice. miss you tons on the show! thursday shows just aren’t as fun anymore (and thursdays are my favourite!)
(2) says...
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:51 am
KATG is not the same without Patrice. hope you’re feeling better soon
(1) says...
February 2nd, 2008 at 10:11 am
Hope you feel better soon miss you on Gossip Thursday’s and here on Popscribe
(1) says...
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
It was the cinnamon wasn’t it? Please come back soon!
(49) says...
February 2nd, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Oh, Patrice, I miss you. You are my favorite guest and I love you. I hope everything’s okay!
(1) says...
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I preferred the Fight story from Spookie.
Get better beautiful.
(1) says...
February 3rd, 2008 at 9:47 am
miss you, hope you feel better. I love reading popscribe and hearing you on the show.
(9) says...
February 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
Patrice,
A while back you mentioned you were going to go deep undercover and let us know what those Scientologists are really up to. Is that where you’ve been? Are you now carrying L. Ron Hubbard’s baby?
Dont make us get all intervention on your ass!
Peace,
B
(1) says...
February 5th, 2008 at 12:03 am
I miss Patrice. Get well soon.
I can’t believe that we lose her insight and humour while the Britney Meltdown goes critical.
(1) says...
February 6th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
You would have thought I had just gotten the - sign on a pregnancy test but no, I’m doing a happy dance because I just turned on KATG and heard the lovely Patrice giving the prayer! Thank god your back darling!
(172) says...
February 10th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I am SO SORRY to hear about Patrice… Keith just told me she passed away…. She was definitely one of my favorite parts of the KATG show.
Wait a minute! Someone above just said she is back. If that is the case, glad to hear it. Dammit Keith! 8^P
I need to catch up on my past episodes….
(1) says...
February 11th, 2008 at 12:34 am
I agree w/all the “best guest on KATG show comments”! I think you should be on every show with them. You certainly liven up the program. They are great, but your ribald chemistry should be in the mix every day!!!
(2) says...
March 7th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
OMG! I love you Patrice you are the only reason I listen to Keith and the Girl.
(1) says...
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:09 pm












Sad to hear Patrice is not feeling well..
Get well soon Patrice!