Victoria Beckham is the Worst Dressed

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Another year and another worst dressed list from Mr. Blackwell. He offers up his top 10 list of worst dressed stars and the one person topping the charts was Victoria Beckham. It’s kind of funny because you know she thinks she’s a fashion icon. She was even coaching Katie Holmes for bit on clothes and hair. The top 5 are:

MR. BLACKWELL’S 48TH ANNUAL WORST-DRESSED WOMEN LIST

5.) Kelly Clarkson: “Her heavenly voice soars above the rest… but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of ‘Pro-Active’ – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!”4.) Fergie: “Another style-free ‘Fergie’ in fashion’s hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”

3.) Mary Kate Olsen: “YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate’s look is hard to explain… she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!”

2.) Amy Winehouse: “Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below… she’s part 50′s car-hop horror.”

1.) Victoria Beckham: “Forget the fashion spice – wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.”

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I bet somewhere, Victoria was very upset and she had to sit in her mansion looking at all the expensive designer clothes while having a good cry. I’m thinking this Blackwell guy doesn’t like cleavage. Maybe he’s gay. I think she has a great look. I believe it’s called “Whore” in the UK. Funny…that translates easily.

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