Will Smith Snared by Xenu

Dammit! That Tom Cruise is a crafty bugger isn't he? His commanding power of the Dark Side of the Force allowed him to use his mind tricks on Will Smith and turn him into his very own apprentice.

Big stars traditionally distribute "wrap presents" to crew members after completing a film. His recent gift after wrapping next summer's comedy "Hancock" was a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center.

Never mind that such tests are given free by the church anyway. The quiz is designed to convert people to the religion by identifying personality flaws that - surprise! - Scientology can fix right up for you.

For a fee, of course.

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I mean Will was the Fresh Prince! He is Legend! If we've lost him then what chance does the rest of humanity have? Wasn't Will's blood supposed to be immune so that he could cure the rest of us once the planet is enslaved? This is just perfect for a Wednesday. To find out we're all screwed really messes up my week quite frankly.

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