Britney Update: Bite Marks on Jayden and No Visitation Till April

So according to a "source" (which sometimes are pretty accurate), the police got to Britney Spears house on the stand-off night and peeked in the window and saw that son Jayden was in "no immediate danger." Then later the planned to break down the bathroom door, but tried it first and voila! it was open. Those LA cops are so smart, aren't they?
After observing the bite mark and bruises on the child, police were then told by Federline's bodyguard, who had been at the home to pick up the kids, that the injuries were on Jayden before the child had even arrived at Spears' home earlier in the day, and that his older brother, Sean Preston, had actually bit him.
So Sean Preston is a biter? Well, kids will do stuff like that, but it's usually just in an attempt to get out frustration and they don't know any other way. Gee, what could be making him frustrated? Crazy ass mom maybe?
Anyway, as a result of all this stuff...Kevin Federline's lawyer wants to have visitation cut off until the trial date in April.
Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline's attorney, will ask in court on Monday that Britney Spears' visitation rights "be cut off completely until the trial in April," a source close to the case tells Usmagazine.com.
"That means no interaction with the kids until then," the source adds.
I'm thinking it's going to be a real good idea. Heck, Britney probably won't even miss them. Maybe they could even just dress up a couple life-size dolls and she carry them around and talk to them just like normal. She would even have to feed them and she'd probably never notice.
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2 Comments for "Britney Update: Bite Marks on Jayden and No Visitation Till April"
(172) says...
January 12th, 2008 at 6:36 am
How many licks does it take to get to the center of Jayden?
One…
Two…
~CHOMP~
Three!
(172) says...
January 12th, 2008 at 6:38 am















I can’t shake the image of poor Sean Preston starring down little Jayden… mouth watering, picturing him like a giant pork chop like in the old WB Cartoons where Bugs and Daffy would get lost in the desert and attempt to eat the other out of desperation.