Paris Hilton Woman of the Year and Scientologist?

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What the heck is Harvard University thinking? The Harvard Lampoon Magazine is honoring Paris Hilton as their Woman of the Year. I’m sure it’s because of her sharp mind and incredible educational background.

The celebutante, who received a GED in spite of having attended some of the country’s finest schools, is expected to give an acceptance speech at the ceremony in Harvard Square on Feb. 6.

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She’s a GED person? For those that don’t know that stands for General Equivalency Diploma. It means she couldn’t cut it in regular school. Now for many people, it’s a great thing to help them out, but Paris is a rich, snotty socialite. You’d think high school would have been perfect for her to stay at for 6-8 years.

Meanwhile, that Tom Cruise (or Xenu) seems to be trying to grab Paris for his little club called Scientology. I think he’s collecting early so that one day, Empress Suri has plenty of souls to feast on, but then what do I know?

Paris was seen at the Cut restaurant last night, where the Cruises spent three hours dining together after the premiere of Katie’s new film Mad Money.

The trio are not known to be friends, but Hollywood’s a small town, and they’re sure to have crossed paths before.

In any case, it appeared to more than a coincidence that Paris was in attendance at the Cut restaurant in Beverly Hills where the world’s most famous Scientologist and his young wife were dining.

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Take her! Take her! We don’t want her.

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