Fat Storm Coming for Liv Tyler
Monday, January 21, 2008
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I’m sure it’s coming. These pictures of Liv Tyler popped up and she doesn’t quite look like the elf-chick she once was. I’m sure just like Jennifer Love Hewitt took a bashing, Liv is also in for some trash talk. I’m not saying bad stuff about her because I don’t have some exaggerated self-worth like some bloggers. Most of them would say she’s not good enough for them even thought you know they’re closet nerds that never get laid and others, well…let’s just say she’s not their type because she doesn’t have a penis. I’m an average dude and I’m saying I would tag that in a minute. Then I’d get some people to help me drag her back to the ocean and set her free. Metaphorically speaking of course…
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jen says:
January 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm
oh my girl, buy a two-piece, not everyone needs to wear a bikini!
Patrice says:
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I heart her….she tears it up in the Givenchy ads. Girlfriend is just extra pale.
lilly_caufield says:
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Yay Patrice is back! I was begining to believe all those rumors about her getting busted for having those dead hookers in her trunk.
gogo says:
May 31st, 2009 at 7:32 pm
you’re so funny dude.