Dear Amy Winehouse Again

Well, it turns out that Tom from Germany just can't get Amy Winehouse off his mind. You might remember last time he wrote in. I actually think he wrote in a second time that I left out, so I believe might be the third letter.

Hello Amy!

It is absolutely clear to me that I´m not talking to yourself – what akes me incredibly sad, by the way – but I know it is it impossible for you that you talk to the milion fans I´m sure that you earn to have, sending each of ém a personal email.

HOW CAN I REACH TO BELONG TO THIS EXCLUSIVE PART OF PEOPLE??? PLEASE “Mr. MANAGER” GIVE THIS LINES AMY TO READ (even between two
“H” or liqour bangs) I myself has got enough experience with stuff like that and like to answer Amys questions referring to this if there are any!

(please excuse my bad english ´cause I am from southern Germany).

I Don´t really recognize your dialect, but I´m sure It is´nt from U.K. (without having read your live history). By the way I do very appreciate that you don´t use the word “fuck” that is so very much used in the U.S. “Not-songs”!

What´s for sure is that you really have got the blues! Your songs can be bad and agressive and otherwise so incredibly filled up with heart, soul and the expression of reaching out for a real friend w/o any sexual interest – this is mine Amy – be sure! (Just “The Channel” – that some guys have bridged swimming – is between us) Now you will ask: “why this guy from germany?” The only answer can be: JUST TRY IT OUT OR YOU NEVER WILL FIND IT OUT! (I don´t know if I´m really good, but that´s the risk of testing somewhat. What´s for sure is, that I cannot (and will never) hurt you with words via email!

If I´m listening to your songs very intensively, your heart opens like a book and that´s in my eyes the best indicator for a good soul singer. (I like most your Record that´s called “Just Friends”). What all songs are telling between the lines, is that you´ve been very disappointed from mankind and maybe had a bad childhood. I am not a psychist or everything like it – I just see the sadness when deeper looking in your eyes and therefore I do nothing like more as to be your mailfriend!!! (That´s the 2nd reason why you should choose me) I really know that you need one out of showbiz and that this one is not a liar.....

Yours sincerely,
Tom

Man, where do I start with this? I mean why wouldn't Amy be running to a computer to write this guy back? I'm ready to write him myself, since he cleared up the whole "w/o any sexual interest" part. His line about "just try it or you'll never find out" is awesome. I bought some blue pills from the internet after getting an email that said that. I'm sure Amy won't be able to resist.

Now Tom, keep in mind that Amy does have priorities. At the top would be drugs. I would guess "unknown email guy" would be near the bottom. Sorry brother.

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