Britney Helps Some Children

Britney Spears helped some young hopefuls learn to dance at the Millennium Dance Studio in North Hollywood last night. If there's anything I know, it's 1) that Britney is great with kids and 2) she's clearly an excellent role model. She taught a group of eight children ages 4-9 some of her amazing moves.

Just before 6:30 p.m. PT, one of Britney's assitants came down to talk to the waiting mothers outside the studio, and told them that the kids were all doing "amazingly well" and that they were following every step. The assistant said Britney had a second assistant dancing behind the kids so that when they turned during their routine, they'd have someone behind them to follow.

Class ended at 6:50 p.m. An eyewitness tells OK! that the kids learned a variety of fun dances, including "the fish," "the swim" and "the choo choo train" in which the kids grabbed onto each other and hopped around like a train making choo choo noises. Brit then had the kids show off some of their own moves. The group formed a circle and each one got to dance alone in the center of the circle.

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Britney also taught them "the mental breakdown," "the whore," "the MTV stumble," and "and "1 nipple, 2 nipple."

I don't know about you, but having Britney alone with my kid in a inside-out and backwards shirt-dress with her nipples on full display, wearing torn streetwalker fishnets is exactly what kids are lacking these days. That and a good spanking now and then would change the world.

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