Gary Coleman Had Sex! Oh, And Had A Secret Wedding

Gary Coleman just found out that non-virgins appreciate some diff'rent strokes. Whatchu talkin' bout Willis? I'm talking about the fact that he's finally had sex after not getting any for his, ummm...entire life actually.

"I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone," Coleman told "Inside Edition," adding, "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence. She's more intelligent than I am, and that's what matters to me." Price said height wasn't a consideration because, "He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet." Still, the relationship isn't without its problems. "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes," Price admitted. "He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction."

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Gary Coleman angry and throwing things? It can't be true. I think I would have heard those rumors before. As for the wedding, Gary married 22-year-old Shannon Price in August on a mountaintop in Nevada and they've been keeping their vows under wraps. Yes, he's 18 years older.

"Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us," Coleman, 40, said on Tuesday's broadcast of the program.

Coleman met Price on the set of the 2006 comedy "Church Ball." Price said it was she who proposed to Coleman, but that he surprised her on her birthday by whisking her to a mountaintop in the Valley of Fire State Park to exchange vows.

She said they kept their wedding secret because she wanted to keep being seen as her own person.

"I just want my own identity as well because I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife," she said.

Coleman played down their age differences, saying "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence ... She's more intelligent than I am and that's what matters to me."

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I know that Gary has always considered himself pretty feisty and owns guns and all that, but he's actually more of a "gatherer" personality. He waited 40 years for a smart woman come along so he could sleep with her. I would have waited about 35 minutes for a stupid one to limp over to the watering hole and if she wasn't limping, then a liberal application of alcohol would fix that. See...that's how I roll Gary. I'm a Hunter.

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