Paris Hilton: Thespian and Breeder

Paris Hilton's new movie The Hottie and the Nottie has a whopping grand total of $27,696 thus far. It's been out for about 3 days and here's all the math. It was on 111 screens and made $249 average. It's so far down the domestic revenue charts that I think they are about to create a chart for it.

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I'm thinking that Hollywood better step-up and take notice that Paris has had 5 "at bat" attemps and has yet to even connect with the ball.

Paris Hilton's latest film, The Hottie and the Nottie, has ranked dead last by users of IMDb.

The Hottie and the Nottie – with 2,190 low-star votes – now rests at the bottom of the IMDb user charts, even below the American Idol movie, From Justin to Kelly: With Love and Daddy Day Camp.

Four of five of the movies in which Hilton has had starring roles are ranked in IMDb's Bottom 100.

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I can't even begin to describe my strange satisfaction from everything you've just read. I feel positively...upbeat. And it gets better yet.

The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services visited the heiress' home earlier this week to investigate a complaint about her owning 17 dogs, TMZ.com reports.

By law, a non-breeder in L.A. is only allowed to own three dogs per address.

Hilton said she has so many dogs because "they keep having babies, and I feel bad about giving them away."

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One day we'll find her dead in her home after been nipped to death by a gang of tiny doggies. Oh no...I'm making myself giddy!

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