No Panties for Britney Spears

Last night Britney Spears showed the world that wearing underwear is really not in her plans for mental recovery or future child custody. Her vagina is like the Terminator. Every time you turn around it’s there. Every time you thought you had it defeated, it’s still following you. You can’t reason with it. You can’t hide from it. It can’t ever be stopped. You could blow her up with a grenade and later you’d discover that her vagina is still crawling after you.