No Panties for Britney Spears
Last night Britney Spears showed the world that wearing underwear is really not in her plans for mental recovery or future child custody. Her vagina is like the Terminator. Every time you turn around it's there. Every time you thought you had it defeated, it's still following you. You can't reason with it. You can't hide from it. It can't ever be stopped. You could blow her up with a grenade and later you'd discover that her vagina is still crawling after you.
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3 Comments for "No Panties for Britney Spears"
(172) says...
February 20th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Are you referring to Adnan and Sam Lutfi? 
(114) says...
February 20th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Britney has never slept with Sam Lufti but the pocket for bacteria and parasites comment is funny anyway.
(3) says...
May 11th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Why is this girl on a mission to turn her Vagina into a pocket for bacteria and parasites?