Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Update

Man, before the day’s even over I’m hearing that the grainy picture I posted earlier of Lindsay Lohan having tube steak has been proven to not be Lindsay after all. Now I have to completely imagine that it is Lindsay dammit. I don’t see how they proved it conclusively. I’d have to get Blohan in a room and have her get down to business so I could compare her technique to the one in the video. Lindsay…call me.