Dane Cook is Not Funny At All

Dane Cook or Captain Joke Thief was labeled "The Unfunniest Comic" on a radio contest in his own hometown of Boston. He had competition like Carlos Mencia, Jay Leno, Paula Poundstone and Jeff Foxworthy and he beat them all. Or is that he beaty-beat them? Whatever.
"We were talking about how people laugh out loud at nonsense and Dane is a good example of that," Toucher told Page Six. "We'd listen to him and at the end of four minutes he'd change subjects, and that was it. We couldn't figure out when the joke was.
"And he's actually hated. People don't hate others they way they do him. At least Foxworthy panders to rednecks. Dane's stories are so weak you wouldn't want to hear them over lunch."
Cook, 36, has been accused of stealing jokes by Louis CK, Demetri Martin, Joe Rogan and others. And the big-headed comic is also known for his huge ego and his diva-like demands.
The star of such movie stinkers as "Employee of the Month" and "Good Luck Chuck" allegedly was also once tossed out of Smith & Wollensky steak house because he was so difficult. "His assistant ordered for him. He got a steak and sent it back three times," said one employee. "The chef was furious. Eventually we told him enough is enough."
Looks like people are finally getting sick of him taking people's stuff and/or just telling long and silly stories with no point.
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