Dane Cook is a Douche
Monday, April 7, 2008
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I hate it when the neighbor’s dog comes to my yard and craps on the lawn. It makes me want to give them a flaming poo-bag on their doorstep. It seems that Dane Cook is one of those crappy neighbors.
Cook is at war with the owners of the West Hollywood apartment complex where he lives for not picking up after his dog, Beast. “Neither he nor his girl friend pick up after the dog,” said a source. “They’ve sent him three notices so far over the last year warning him he’ll be evicted, and they have video. The neighbors all hate him.” The landlord has now filed a complaint in court.
What an ass. Come on Dane, pick up the poo will you? Call it poopy-poo if it will make it easier for you. Oh…and stop stealing jokes
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Dane Cook says:
February 11th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
My dog can shit wherever he pleases!
John says:
February 15th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Fair enough, right? I guess that attitude works. It’s like my money just won’t go to any Dane Cook movies. Hey…that IS really easy.
Flinko! says:
March 15th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
OH MY GOD HES A STRAR HE SHUDNT HAVE TO DO THE THINGS US PEZ-ENTS HAV TEW I MEEN HES FAYMOSS HE IS A GOD AMUNGE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLPOFGUS!!!!!!! I THINK DAT DANE PLOOK SHHOULD BE A GROT MEN SOMDAY AM I RIGHT LADDDDDDDIES?
Softmelon says:
August 13th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Uggh…I would love to rub this turds nose in it.
http://softmelon.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/rubbing-his-nose-in-it/
mjinuyasha says:
December 23rd, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I love Dane, and whatever you guys say, Dane’s dog can shit wherever it damn well pleases.