Natalie Portman

I know Natalie Portman played a Queen in the Star Wars movies, but she didn't have to really go out and start having sex with an alien. Seriously, how greasy and hairy is that freakjob? I don't even know who the guy is, but he looks like the goofball that build Johnny-5 in the Short Circuit movies.

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