No BFF for Paris Hilton

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Patrice had mentioned that Paris Hilton was going to have a new reality show where people will compete to be her new best friend. The auditions were held in New York just recently and it turns out that hardly anyone showed up. I think that actually made me chortle. I never chortle. Wow.

Actually, it didn’t even resemble a half-price latte sale at your local Starbucks.

“There were less than 40 people there,” one audition insider tells OK!. But despite the poor turnout, each of the hopefuls seemed ready to show their unique desire to grab the attention of the casting directors. “There were girls wearing matching pastel prom dresses with Swarovski crystal pendants and updos, ghetto-fabulous girls and two goth-inspired girls with bleach blonde hair, pale makeup, eyelash extensions and leather clothing.”

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A show about attention-whores competing to see who’s more of an attention-whore that will get to hang out with another attention-whore? Sounds really stupid and boring.

I have a better reality show idea and Aurora is going to be the co-writer. It’s called Paris and the Cheetah. So far we only have 2 episodes written though so we’re trying to make the season longer. The first episode is titled Run Girl, Run and the second is called Should Have Had Better Shoes. Any producers out there? Call us!

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