Natalie Portman Gets Violated!
Natalie Portman was hanging out with her hairy boyfriend (this guy) in the park when she ended up having some dog give her a golden shower.
While she was getting a pup's-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller's frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes - and then ambled on its way.
What is so funny about that? Everything and nothing of course. It's certainly embarrassing though. It's happened to me once, but it was actually a drunk guy next to me at the urinal that just had to turn and tell me some important story. The moral is if you're going bar-hopping...pack some extra pants.
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