Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera went to the The Little Door restaurant in Hollywood with her husband Jordan Bratman last night. She went in looking great, but when she left...she had to be carried out to the car. She must have been drunk as hell! You know what that means. When she got home Jordan had some drunk sex!

I've done the same thing. it's okay Jordan. Unless she throws up or something in which case you clean her up and then have drunk sex! It's always possible that she'll pass out though. Still you get to have drunk sex! See ladies? Once you're drinking, there's not too many ways to get out of drunk sex. If you're unattractive then we'll get drunk too and still have drunk sex!

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