Gary Coleman is Screwed

Remember this happy couple? Gary Coleman and his bride Shannon Price were so happy and in love when they got married a few months ago. In fact, Gary had sex for the first time in his life with this woman. Now they're on television's Divorce Court.

Coleman and Price agree they have "ugly" monthly fights.

"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does," Price says, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press. "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too."

Coleman says he gets frustrated because "the male is always the bad guy."

"When I try to state my case or explain things to her or try to get her to understand my point of view," Coleman says, "my point of view doesn't matter."

Price also complains that Coleman has no friends and inexplicably disappears from home in the middle of the night. When Toler presses him, Coleman admits he is negative.

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I think the moral of the story is don't marry an angry little person and never, ever, ever marry the first person you have sex with.

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