Mariah Carey Definately Got Married

Mariah Carey has confirmed it herself that she married Nick Cannon while in that Bahamas and she's also said straight out that they have a prenuptial agreements to protect their respective bank accounts. He's got a few million and she's got like $100 million. Who's counting though?

Mariah apparently told a mutual pal of ours: "Anyone who thinks we didn't have a prenup is smoking something!"

This is not the Mariah Carey of old. She is a smart, smart businesswoman. For example: Post-Tommy Mottola, Carey nabbed $50 million from her short-lived deal with Virgin Records. After "Glitter," they just paid her all that to walk away!

She’s had three hit albums since then: "Charmbracelet," "Emancipation of Mimi" and the current "E=MC2." She has her own perfume line, as well. Mariah also has substantial real estate holdings, and let’s not forget the publishing royalties. Her name is on every song. This is not Whitney. She has a small fortune, and she’s not about to lose it, even in love.

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I really like happy love stories. This one is about a girl who sleeps in a giant humidifier and has slept with Eminem, finding true love with a man who clearly likes her large chest and impressive booty. They decided to become man and wife and if things don't work out, then nobody is out any money at all. That kind of love is normally what you see in a boardroom isn't it? Let's team up and screw each other until we're bored and then we'll split while retaining our individual assets and holdings. Brings a tear to my eye.

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