The Mischa Barton Conspiracy
Mischa Barton was photographed just a bit ago with bare breasts and cellulite on her butt. It's helping to uncover a vast conspiracy though. It seems that some unknown "group" is out there trying to doctor photos of her and add fake cellulite via photoshop.
The fetching starlet is doubly horrified by a new batch of paparazzi beach shots - because they show not only her breasts, but legs that appear to be riddled with cellulite.
"Those photos are doctored," Barton's rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. "I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old."
"Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There's a lot you can do with Photoshopping.
I swear this is bigger than the whole UFO cover-up thing. Someone wants to make Mischa seem kind of chunky. That's huge! Excuse the pun.
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