Jessica Simpson is Not So Happy
Supposedly for the last couple days, Jessica Simpson has been hitting the bottle. Rumors say that she's broken up with Tony Romo and she was bummed out by the John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston thing because she's still got a thing for John.
The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of drinking at L.A.'s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 - which started at the pre-happy hour of 4 p.m. with BFF CaCee Cobb and her beau Donald Faison - that she was reduced to leaving her Range Rover in the parking lot and calling her mom Tina for a ride home, Us reports (for good measure, CaCee Cobb threw up under the table); that same night, Us Weekly also reports that beau Tony Romo partied solo in Chicago and was overheard telling friends he was single again.
Awww! That's just a bummer for Jessica. I wonder what it is that makes guys just want to hit it and quit it? She's hot so it's got to be that she's lousy in bed or that she wants to talk just too damn much. I'm betting she wants to talk about unicorns and rainbows. After a while a dude just can't handle that stuff.
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