John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are Now Called Johnifer

You don't need to call them by the names John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston now, because the couple has been officially named Johnifer. US Magazine had a vote and that was the top choice.
After nearly 35,000 votes on Usmagazine.com, readers have declared a name for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer: Johnifer!
While Johnifer snagged 12,396 votes, Janiston came in at a close second with 11,737.
Johnifer is cool, but I'd prefer "Douche and the Chick with the Hot Body." I guess that is a bit of a mouthful and probably the reason they didn't hire me to write some names for them. Also in the running I would have had "Douche and McNipples" or "Douche and Yum-Yum." Are you seeing the trends here?
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