Madonna was performing a private show in Paris and she decided to grab one of the female dancers and laid some tongue action on her.

"Why do I have this relationship with France?" she asked the 1,500-member audience.

"I'm always drawn to working with French people - and frenching French people! Vive la France!"

The mother of three - who turns 50 in August - famously smooched Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.

After that kiss, her daughter Lourdes asked her Material Mom if she were gay.

"I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star," Madonna recalled telling her in an interview with Out magazine. "I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

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Passing her mommy pop star energy? That's her explanation to her kid? Why does that sound so creepy? I guess by that description, I've "passed my energy" onto a few ladies myself over the years too. See? Still sounds creepy doesn't it?

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Hollyscoop is saying that they have exclusive news that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz could be getting married this weekend.

A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, "The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles."

Our source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100% pregnant. Papa Joe is probably busy selling off the wedding info and pictures as we speak so expect to see it in the tabloids Memorial weekend.

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She has to be pregnant. Just look at her! Where else did those things come from anyway?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police have arrested Amy Winehouse again regarding her alleged drug use.

"Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment," her rep said in a statement. "She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year."

Winehouse, 24, is to be questioned about a video obtained by The Sun newspaper in January. Footage shows her allegedly inhaling crack cocaine.

The singer also went to rehab that month.

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They have to say "alleged" like she doesn't actually do drugs even thought she's actually come out and said "I love drugs." It's like saying I allegedly like breasts or that Keith and The Girl is allegedly funny.

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That's what the group Mingling Moms thinks anyway. Dina Lohan was honored as a Top Mom for having a daughter who's a nympho/alcoholic mess. Nice!

Her ex-husband Michael told us that she was supposed to be at a court-ordered family therapy session just blocks away at the same time, but she chose to attend what looked more like a bachelorette party than an event celebrating celeb moms organized by a group called Mingling Moms.

Of course, the same group also gave Jennifer Lopez an award for being a great mom, and she's only been a mom for three months.

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You'd think it would be obvious that groups like this just give these awards to get someone semi-famous to attend and help raise publicity. It's a pretty good ploy. I might have to try it.

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Are Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen actually twins? One looks kind hot and the other looks like one of those crazy old ladies that has 30 cats in a one bedroom apartment. If you're going to nail an Olsen, I'd recommend Ashley hands down.

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Kelly Osbourne went to a London club called Mahiki and came out completely sloshed. It's pretty funny to see her all drunk and being helped to walk by people that are casually grabbing her breasts at the same time.

The worse for wear 24-year-old had to call on a brick wall to help keep her upright as she stumbled down the street before her personal assistant swooped in to help her into a cab.

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I guess this pretty much counts as a sexual experience for Kelly so I figured I'd post this picture so that she' remember it.

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