Christina Aguilera went to the The Little Door restaurant in Hollywood with her husband Jordan Bratman last night. She went in looking great, but when she left...she had to be carried out to the car. She must have been drunk as hell! You know what that means. When she got home Jordan had some drunk sex!

I've done the same thing. it's okay Jordan. Unless she throws up or something in which case you clean her up and then have drunk sex! It's always possible that she'll pass out though. Still you get to have drunk sex! See ladies? Once you're drinking, there's not too many ways to get out of drunk sex. If you're unattractive then we'll get drunk too and still have drunk sex!

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Remember this happy couple? Gary Coleman and his bride Shannon Price were so happy and in love when they got married a few months ago. In fact, Gary had sex for the first time in his life with this woman. Now they're on television's Divorce Court.

Coleman and Price agree they have "ugly" monthly fights.

"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does," Price says, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press. "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too."

Coleman says he gets frustrated because "the male is always the bad guy."

"When I try to state my case or explain things to her or try to get her to understand my point of view," Coleman says, "my point of view doesn't matter."

Price also complains that Coleman has no friends and inexplicably disappears from home in the middle of the night. When Toler presses him, Coleman admits he is negative.

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I think the moral of the story is don't marry an angry little person and never, ever, ever marry the first person you have sex with.

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Us magazine is saying that Latina magazine is saying that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have gotten married. Confused yet? It hasn't been confirmed that the two even an item, but maybe it's been a secret. Shhh!

The two got hitched in a small ceremony on an island Wednesday, according to the magazine. They quote a source as saying it was "very implusive."

Rapper Da Brat attended, the magazine says.

Cannon's ex-fiancée, model Selita Ebanks, tells Usmagazine.com, "I have no comment but wish them well."

Longtime pals, Carey, 38, and the 27-year-old rapper-actor connected when he directed the video for her latest single, "Bye Bye," in late March.

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If this is true, then Nick got down to business real fast. Hit it and then married it, which is the opposite of what I teach people. He wasn't a student of mine though.

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