I'm not sure why Britney Spears is mocking Julia Roberts in these photos. Julia can act and wears a bra, unlike Britney who doesn't even know which is her real persona and hardly ever wears a bra. You can witness everything I just said in the pictures below. The bad skin that Britney has is a bonus.

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Brooke Hogan had a car accident on the weekend and of course the whole family showed up, except Nick of course. She was driving on the Bayside Bridge when the car in front of her lost control and smashed into her, causing her to hit the barrier. The witnesses all say the other car was speeding and the Florida Highway Patrol said it wasn't her fault.

She actually posted on her MySpace blog that her brother Nick and John Graziano, the guy in the coma for life, is what reminded her to put on her seat beat. Of course she's taken it all down now. She's so goofy.

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I heard this the other day watching TMZ on television and it's another recorded jail phone call of Nick Hogan talking to his father Hulk Hogan. You can listen to the whole thing here:

Listen to the phone call (mp3)

Hulk seems to really think that John Graziano must have deserved his permanent coma somehow and that God is punishing him a s a result. I thought it was because Nick was driving like an idiot trying to race his car, but what do I know?

Hulk Hogan: Well, I don’t know what type of person John was, or what he did to get himself in this situation, I know he was pretty aggressive, and he used to yell at people and he used to do stuff and..., but for some reason man, God laid some heavy shit on that kid, man, I don’t know what he was into...

Nick Hogan: John was a negative person.

Hulk Hogan: He was what?

Nick Hogan: He was a negative person.

Then they start talking about making a new reality show about Nick is getting back on his feet and that Nick wants to do it however he can make the most money. They even discuss a couple name options. I think it should be called Nick Hogan: Not In A Coma.

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Dina Lohan who is Lindsay Lohan's mother and soon to have her own reality show was on The View the other day with her other daughter Ali Lohan. Dina was claiming that she's doing the reality show all this for her daughters and that she doesn't want to be famous at all. It's all for her kids. Dina did mention that Lindsay is only 21 and people forget that fact. She's really just like all of us.

I don't know about you, but I haven't been to rehab a bunch of times, had crazy car chases, been busted with cocaine a couple times, stolen an $11,000 fur coat from a party, and generally blew away a career making millions while at the same time secretly being gay with my best friend. At least I don't remember doing all that stuff by the age of 21. I might have though.

Here's a clip if you want to watch.

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You have to feel bad for Miley Cyrus, the poor exploited young girl who posed for those racy photos for Vanity Fair and then claimed it was supposed to be "artistic" and she was "embarrassed." Of course racy, errr...artistic photos have come from her or her stolen cell phone at least 3 or 4 times now. You can just check out the stories here tagged Miley Cyrus and you'll see a few of those pictures where she's flashing her body, a swimsuit, or her bra.

Oh wait, here's a new one...

So what's the deal with her getting all Girls Gone Wild all the time? I've seen more of these pictures from her than I have for Britney Spears. Someone seriously needs to take her camera away from her.

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Lindsay Lohan and her "friend" Samantha Ronson are supposedly just friends except Ronson is openly gay and the two have been seen kissing, hugging, and holding hands all over Europe. They've been sporting hickeys and supposedly they intend to live together.

Lohan's mom, Dina, has dismissed reports of an affair as "pathetic" and insisted they are "best friends . . . they're just friends," but the two women have been stoking the rumors with such antics as showing off hickeys to paparazzi.

According to Post blogger Jarett Wieselman, they have even moved in together.

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That's right, Lindsay's mom Dina says it's just two girls being friends and yet Lindsay's dad Michael says it's more. Much more.

Michael Lohan isn't playing dumb when it comes to his daughter Lindsay's close relationship with deejay Samantha Ronson.

Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com in an e-mail their relationship "is evident to anyone with half a brain."

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Yeah, Lindsay is totally gay. She should just admit it and move on. Oh...and have a public make-out session because from the movies I've seen that's usually pretty hot.

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