It's pretty interesting to hear the recorded call that AOL has between Nick Hogan and his mother Linda. They mention how much the punishment is "BS" and "ridiculous" while he cries and cries. Linda goes on about how crazy it is that poor Nick is stuck in a room and doesn't even have a window. They seem to think that the punishment is worse then the Judge would have wanted.

I'm not sure they actually understand the words jail or punishment. They seem to think he should be at home where he can get catered food, internet access, phone calls when he wants, and Xbox 360 his punishment away. It's not summer vacation folks. Duh!

Listen to the call (mp3 link)

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Rumors have been around for a long, long time that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are more than good friends. Now their in Cannes together and there's been a ton of pictures take of them doing stuff like walking around, holding hands, kissing, you know...stuff you do with your friends.

Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan, has said of the pair that "they're just friends" and I would totally agree. I don't know about you, but when I'm hanging out with my friends we like to hold hands all the time. Sometimes we kiss and stuff, you know...grind on each other a bit. That's what friends do.

UPDATE: The Sun UK has some great photos of the friends hanging out and not being gay at all. See for yourself.

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You remember Denise Richards with her down-turned mouth, right? Just look at that mouth! It's like in a perma-frown. Anyway, now she's mad about yesterday's rumors that she was lying about being poor since it was leaked that she makes $600,000 just from child support and will probably make about 25 million from ex-husband Charlie's show Two and a Half Men.

Just like she told Matt Lauer though, she's never been the one to go public and say awful things about her ex. Oops...somebody is lying!

"Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold," Richards said. "His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.

"He missed Dad's day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?"

Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low."

But Sheen is taking it to the mat - or rather, a computer DNA expert - to prove Richards is lying.

Sheen's rep said, "Denise seems to be denying the existence of [the] e-mail. This goes beyond a he-said-she-said. We have an offer from a [live] TV show. They will bring a computer expert to diagnose the e-mail and to verify it was sent by her e-mail address and to verify it was neither altered nor edited. Computer DNA - it is conclusive.

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He's the one who can't move on and yet she's talking smack about him on every show she's hit just to promote herself. She's playing the "poor me" victim role simply to get ratings and that's pretty low. I like how she calls it his "prostitute-tranny-infested sperm." I wonder if one day someone can tell the two kids what mom said. Should make them feel great knowing that 1/2 them was made from "prostitute-tranny-infested sperm." Nice job...mommie.

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Christina Aguilera did an interview with Us Magazine where she talks about getting her body back after giving birth and revealed that her bra size is now basically ginormous +1.

In the interview, she also finally addresses the famous growth in her chest that came from breastfeeding.

"It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before," she tells Us. "I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory's sake!"

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They're an E-cup! Now how does that whole system work anyway? A, B, C, D, Double-D, and then E. Is that right? I'm no expert or anything. Alright...yes I am. I normally use the system Good, Great, Awesome, Fantastic, Hallelujah, and Praise God! It works for me.

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News of Shania Twain's divorce from producer Mutt Lange after 14 years of marriage is travelling fast, mainly because Mutt is seeing another woman named Marie-Anne who was a household employee and close friend of the couple. On the left is Shania and on the right is Shania and this Marie-Anne. I know...I'm confused too.

Lange's relationship with Marie-Anne Thiébaud, 37, a longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange's estate in Switzerland, was behind the breakup, say several sources familiar with the situation.

"Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship," says one source, adding that the Swiss employee was a fixture in the household Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, shared with their son, 6-year-old Eja D'Angelo.

"Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together," says the source. "Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends."

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I'm at a complete loss to explain this one. Love MUST be blind because that woman fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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Katherine Heigl is usually seen smoking, which is a dead giveaway that she's got a habit that's tough to kick. What she needs to do is replace that with something else that would satisfy those same urges. and she would be a lot healthier. I have some ideas, but I don't just give them away for free so she's going to have to call me she wants my expertise. I'm here to help.

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