Lily Allen is Awesome

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Right now, Lily Allen is locked in a slap fight with the Queen of all whatevers, Perez Hilton who’s really amazing at drawing white spooge spots on people’s faces with MS Paint or whatever he uses. Anyway so she posted on her MySpace:

So, I’m a little upset today, Perez Hilton is a mean man. I don’t know what I did to piss him off but the last few months he has launched a bit of a tirade against me, I can understand why he’d write “MESS” across my head on a picture of me being carried out of an awards ceremony drunk out of my mind, but some things he say baffle me.

Perez had said pretty much what he always says, a bunch of negative mean stuff that he made up. He said:

And the battle is on!
It’s hard to stay on top in the music industry. Just ask Lily Allen!
Lily used to be Capitol Records’ “golden girl” but lately she’s just been slipping. She’s known these days more fore being a tragic train wreck than a musician. She knows it too. That must hurt!
And, now, it seems she’s been replaced.
Replaced by none other than a Perez fad, Katy Perry, which we first introduced you to last year.
Katy also performed at our kick ass party in Austin during SXSW this past March.
Well, according to reports, a music industry insider has said, “Lily Allen is peeved at Capitol. She feels like they’ve shoved her aside to focus all their energies on their new girl of the moment, Katy Perry.”
But the real insult, according to the source, came when the label “replaced a photo of Lily Allen with one of Katy Perry” in its office main lobby.
Ha ha ha!!!!!
Lily is starting to look like washed-up goods.
The only thing that can save Allen now???? If she makes a good sophomore album!
But, from what we’re hearing, Lily’s new material s-u-c-k-s.

Oh you’ve got to read on. This is a long one.

So then Lily hits back with:

And this is not meant in any way but I’d never heard of Katy Perry before I came here a few days ago, I didn’t even know she was on Capitol, who by the way are not my label. I am signed to Regal Records in the UK and Capitol distributes my records here in America. I don’t feel like I’ve been shoved aside for anyone, I haven’t got a record out yet, so why would anyone be focusing their energies on me when there’s nothing to work on! I have never been a “golden girl” and I think I visited Capitols office in New York once, about a year a half ago. I very much doubt they had a picture of me in their lobby. The point I’m trying to make is these stories are just not true. If the word reportedly exists in a story it means that it’s pretty much a lie, it means they can’t prove what they’re writing and their just covering their backs.

Perez doesn’t even do this he just writes things that aren’t true with no shame about it, and it’s sad. I read these posts on his website about anti – bullying campaigns and all these good causes, and while I used to enjoy reading his site it seems to me that recently he has become what he hates so much, a bully. He bullies young, successful females; people usually bully people they’re jealous of so I’ll let you come to your own conclusion on that one. Anyway, I’ve got nothing against Perez personally, I don’t assume to know him, what I do know is this though, he has a HUGE crush on my old manager, who I fired with a few months ago. Maybe this is his way of getting his attention or in his good books, or maybe it’s because I turned down the opportunity of going on his TV show when he asked me to, or maybe because I’m friends with Samantha Ronson , who is so lovely by the way and not what Perez makes her out to be, who knows?

Then Perez who always wants the last word, makes a post called Dear Lily:

You’re obviously an idiot!

How could you not know that your U.S. label, Capitol Records, has an office in Los Angeles????

In fact, their building is one of the most iconic structures in Hollywood!

Did we also mention that you’re a liar?

We don’t know what the eff you’re talking about regarding “your former manager” and some crush on him, but we do know he has a few stories to tell about you and your behavior. So you might wanna shut your piehole!

And finally Lily posted on her MySpace blog today:

I am not a liar Pee pEe , how can I possibly have been to Capitols office in the last year when my visa to get into the states was only granted three weeks ago, there is no Capitol office in LA as far as I know and I certainly haven’t been to New York in the past few days , you should know , you’ve documented my every move since I got here ? And many people ask to have their photos taken with me , I don’t keep a record of peoples names . You wouldn’t understand that though , you can probably remember the names and faces of all seven fans that turned up to your clothing line signing the other day.

I made you a present

now if i’m so irrelevant , stop subscribing to my blog and let me get back to work .

BAM! Not only that…I don’t even live in precious “Hollywood” and even I know that the Capitol Records building was sold a few years ago. It’s nice that Perez tried to act like he knew what he was talking about in this case, but the fact is…he doesn’t. He plays his dismissive little name-calling game, but Lily has pwned him completely. Bravo!

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