The Weekly Amy Winehouse Issue
It's only freaking Monday and already Amy Winehouse is in the news this week because her dad took her to the hospital. Apparently she fainted or whatever.
"Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted," her rep said. "Fortunately, her manager's assistant was there to stop her falling."
"She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution," the rep explained. "Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests."
The 24-year-old Grammy winner "may be kept in [the hospital] overnight for observation," the rep added.
I like how they mention that doctors are unsure and she's currently undergoing tests. I may not be a Doctor of Medicine, but I have a PhD in Observation from D.U.H. University and I'll tell you straight up that I believe this whole matter is due to drugs. You might say stress, tiredness, working too hard, or even a brain tumor as the diagnosis for the fainting...but I'll simply go back to the root cause of drugs and I'll be right. No need to thank me. I'm just doing my job. I took the Hypothetical Oath after all.
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